Today I came to these sad realizations for tonight:
1) I will try on every outfit in my closet, but still wind up in jeans and my grey beaded tank.
2) I will still bring along several outfits to the hotel tonight to show my friends, even though I know which one I'll end up in.
3) I will still shave my legs even though I'll be wearing jeans and not going home with anyone tonight.
4) I will think long and hard about what color to paint my nails...will write this blog and troll Reddit instead of painting my nails.
5) I will be hit on tonight and no matter how attractive they may be, I will be so awkward that I won't even get a phone number.
Happy New Years to all my awkward turtle friends!
